how is it not that bad? i definitely feel like i've fucked something up here. especially given your first 'who rents it three times a month' answer!!
what? [ this is a suspicious turn of events. but okay, fine, he's game. there is nothing incriminating in steve's rental history. ]
okay, sure. mine does not include rocky horror picture show.
just uh.. recently? fast times, ferris beuller's day off, st. elmo's fire, breakfast club? [ there's a very certain cast in here, steven. also, the number of times ferris beuller has been rented definitely exceeds three. ]
ok maybe its a little fuck up but on the scale of fuck ups its really not that bad totally undoable ok i promise
uh huh so
( it's not as uniquely easy as discussing with eddie — who is a breath of fresh air, because he actually knows who he's hankering after, while steve is just. he has nancy blinders on, or something. he forgets other people exist. he's probably never even considered he could like boys, though it's not something robin can really blame him for.
still, there's some obvious connective tissue between all these movies. robin feels like she's solving a mystery, a bit, trying to learn something about steve that maybe he doesn't even know about himself. )
ferris matthew broderick breakfast club judd nelson don't you think those two are kinda i mean they're a little bit like eddie right
all i'm saying is remember when i rented sixteen candles every week for like three months just so i could stare at molly ringwald it's giving Vibes harrington
it is a douchebag fuck up. like asshole glory days fuck up! [ except like he wouldn't have cared this much in his king steve era so this is a level of personal growth. someone be proud of him. ]
ok just wanna say not sure how obvious it was to you in the moment so i'll just hit the rewind button and replay the part where you said eddie is hot not your straightest hour harrington
i have a best friend code emergency that i'm like exploding to tell you but i don't want to be a total jerk but oh my god steve if you think you might like dudes like even just a little bit not even a full on gay crisis just like the 2% milk of gay crisises i like have to have to tell you that not only is eddie into guys he's also specifically drank the harrington juice which is to say i think he's definitely into you and by think i mean he's explicitly told me and i didn't tell you because i didn't want to be a jerk and out him before he wanted to tell you but omg STEVE A HOT GUY LIKES YOU HOT GUYS THINK YOU'RE HOT
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i definitely feel like i've fucked something up here.
especially given your first 'who rents it three times a month' answer!!
what? [ this is a suspicious turn of events. but okay, fine, he's game. there is nothing incriminating in steve's rental history. ]
okay, sure.
mine does not include rocky horror picture show.
just uh.. recently?
fast times, ferris beuller's day off, st. elmo's fire, breakfast club? [ there's a very certain cast in here, steven. also, the number of times ferris beuller has been rented definitely exceeds three. ]
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totally undoable ok i promise
uh huh
so
( it's not as uniquely easy as discussing with eddie — who is a breath of fresh air, because he actually knows who he's hankering after, while steve is just. he has nancy blinders on, or something. he forgets other people exist. he's probably never even considered he could like boys, though it's not something robin can really blame him for.
still, there's some obvious connective tissue between all these movies. robin feels like she's solving a mystery, a bit, trying to learn something about steve that maybe he doesn't even know about himself. )
ferris
matthew broderick
breakfast club
judd nelson
don't you think those two are kinda
i mean they're a little bit like eddie right
all i'm saying is remember when i rented sixteen candles every week for like three months just so i could stare at molly ringwald
it's giving Vibes harrington
1/3
like asshole glory days fuck up! [ except like he wouldn't have cared this much in his king steve era so this is a level of personal growth. someone be proud of him. ]
2/3
HOLD UP.
initiating crisis mode.
do they both look like eddie?
they aren't like eddie.
except.
wait.
WaIT???? ]
3/3
OKAY WAIT NO THEY ARE BUT EDDIE HAS THIS WHOLE HOT, COOL DARK AND MYSTERIOUS METALHEAD THING GOING ON AND NEITHER OF THEM DO SO IT'S DIFFERENT.
I-is it?
Is it Vibes???
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ok just wanna say not sure how obvious it was to you in the moment so i'll just hit the rewind button and replay the part where you said eddie is hot
not your straightest hour harrington
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he is.
objectively.
like i can look at a guy and know he's hot.
like tom cruise is also hot? [ but he doesn't want to-- wait.
does he want to ??? with eddie. ]
oh my god.
robin.
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steve.
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But I like boobies???
1/3
2/3
you can like BOTH
you know
hamburgers AND hot dogs?????????
3/3
A HOT GUY LIKES YOU
HOT GUYS THINK YOU'RE HOT
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why is this so hard. )
HOLD ON.
STOP.
ROBIN.
REWIND AND TELL ME AGAIN WHAT YOU MEAN BY "EDDIE EXPLICITLY TOLD M E" because what if he meant like as a bro? as a friend?